Sunday, June 19, 2011

Big Ass Ugly Fish



Man, for Tiger Muskie, these fish sure are picky. As I had been throwing a small streamer for trout, something big swam up behind one of them. The fish swam away, scared for it's life. And that's when I started to see them. Big fish, Muskie, everywhere. I re-rigged my rod as fast as I could with heavy duty tippet and some big flies. I must have given these stupid fish 200 casts, with no result. Finally bored with picky fish, I threw a fly right next to one's belly and set the hook. My 5 weight started buzzing as the fish swam away. I battled for quite a while, only to come up with one big ass, ugly fish. They weren't picky Muskie, they were stupid Suckers! I quickly let the fish go and tied on the only thing I could think of, a Girdle Bug to a Leech to an Egg. A little split shot was added to get the flies down into the deep, slow run, and the first cast was made. After a few more casts, I saw a mouth open and close. Fish on! I battled the ugly beast for a minute, and finally brought it to my net. And now, my net smells like Suckerfish Poop. So do my hands. But I got the best photo, me trying to smile as I look down at the poop on my feet:



I managed to catch two more fish that day, and drove home a very stinky but still happy camper. For anyone hoping to catch a Sucker, I would be glad to take you on a.... well, just find someone else to do it. I have to go clean off my net and myself. Again, happy Father's Day!

8 comments:

  1. I was egged by a trout earlier this spring, but never fish-pooped upon. Although plenty of other critters hold that title....projectile calf diarrhea? Yup....I was in the wrong place at the wrong time....many times.... ;)

    Great post, by the way.

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  2. Projectile calf shit, that one is definitely going to be one of the posts on your blog soon. I got egged by a brown out on the Colorado last November too.

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  3. The egging is kinda fun...so pretty, really. Calf-shit? Nothing pretty about that.

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  4. You have a very interesting view of fish reproduction. Luckily, our views on cow defecation are quite similar.

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  5. Really, most reproduction is really quite gross if you think too much about it. Most people don't think....thus, there are still children being born.

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  6. Well, us Butter Knives wouldn't be born if people thought too much about this kind of stuff.

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  7. Luckily, people think about the more important things in life. Like flies. And fly rods. And fly reels. Wait, where were we???

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