Wow, hands down the stupidest idea of all time. What the hell. Who would use these. Idiots. Wow, that's all I can say. Ever heard of Magic Heads? Didn't think so. If you haven't look them up. If you're like me, you saw them and started laughing. You know those things dogs have to wear? Like these:
Well, this is the fly version of those things. They attach to the front of your fly, and are supposed to make your fly wiggle. How do people come up with these things? But if you're even more like me, curiosity took over. Do they maybe work? Could it be? So I had to buy a pack. Just to see if they work. I tied a quick Wooly Bugger, put one on, and went down to the Creek. This does NOT work. All these flies do is jump up and down, splashing a trail of water close behind. The biggest fish I saw the whole day ran in terror from my crazy pattern. Changed flies, and the fish were all over it. But I can't blame them, would anything eat this?
Completely ridiculous. In other news, Jay has finally gone completely insane. Whatever they use to preserve the hackle, Jay has had one sniff too many. Here is Jay, rolling around in some of that hackle preserve.